Autobiography in 41 seconds
(or thereabouts)

Born in Northampton, on 18 January 1974, but grew up in Hitchin, Hertfordshire. Left for The University of Kent at Canterbury, and ended up being a sabbatical officer for Kent Union, as well as a morning DJ for UKC Radio. Moved to Staines ($deity help me), set up Article Seven, completed a research masters in Philosophy ("The Impact of the Paranormal on the Philosophy of Mind"), and appeared on Light Lunch with a Millennium Dome Cake. The thesis has since appeared in an amended form as part of Fortean Studies 7. Scarpered to Woking and worked from the best shed known to man. A lovely shed. A shed with carpet and heating and phone and fax and electric and a loo. But the time came to abandon the shed and find somewhere that was actually nice to live. I'm now in Greenwich, within gobbing distance of the Thames and living in and below an old Victorian shop with Shelley, Zoë and Girlcat -- and loving every minute of it.

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